Update - closing the distance and stuff (:

something-unbreakable:

So, I’ve spent a month with Tiia and Jere in Finland and will be leaving next Sunday. But I’ll come back in June and permanently move here. We’re still looking for apartments, but if we don’t hear back until the first of June I will be able to move in to Tiia’s current apartment and live here. I…

something-unbreakable:

We went to eat at my dads house yesterday, and like my brother is having a baby, but my step mom didn’t know I guess and so my dad said to her like “oh yeah, that’s something I forgot to tell you, I’m going to be a grandpa again.” And my step mom just like almost had a heart attack and turned toward me and Luca gasping “are you guys having a baby” and we were just like NOOOOO. Miiko (my brother) is. And my dad just started laughing and it took my step mom a minute to calm down

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.